
Two Plant Doctors Hempery & Natural Wellness
Simple. Natural. Sustainable. Affordable. Two Plant Docs!
About Us:


Hi! We are Two Plant Docs. Really. Dr. Kalen has been a plant cell biologist, and Dr. DPP has been a plant geneticist for over twenty-five years!
Over the years, our family has often asked, "Why do plants need doctors??" when we talk about our work and our passion for plants! So, when we started growing and doing research on Hemp, then making hemp products and other natural products to share, "Two Plant Doctors" was born.
Thanks, Grandma Irene!


We started growing Hemp in our backyard in 2019 as part of the State of Maryland's Hemp Pilot Program, and we fell in love - with hemp!
Since you found our website, you may already know how expensive CBD and other hemp products are! If you're like us, and you use them every day, that can get astronomically expensive. So, we decided to try making our own. Why not?
You might be surprised how over twenty years of experimentation comes in handy for making high-quality, affordable products. And yep, we use them ourselves! We would not sell anything that we would not use ourselves.
Over time, we also added eco-conscious home products to what we are now called the "Hempstead". It just made sense!
Why Hemp?


Did you know? Grow your Hemp IQ!
Hemp may look like . . . well, you know, Marijuana or Medical Cannabis but it's not! Medical Cannabis contains a chemical called THC that gives the user that "high" feeling. But hemp contains little to no THC, and our hemp products contain no THC. Broad spectrum hemp flower oil, like ours, contains a chemical called CBD along with several others, but no THC.
While the FDA has not yet reviewed or approved it, CBD has been shown by many researchers and by users, to decrease inflammation and help with aches and pains.
Hemp has been grown for at least 10,000 years! Its long, strong fibers are used to make rope, cloth, paper, and even hempcrete! It is also grown for oil, biofuels, animal feed and bedding, and even hemp-based, biodegradable "plastic". Hemp has so many uses!
One acre of hemp can produce as much fiber as two to three acres of cotton with no need for pesticides, fertilizers, or added water (under normal conditions)!!
Hemp is not picky!! It grows well pretty much anywhere, doesn't need fertilizer, and is naturally pest-resistant. That's why it and its close relative are often called "weed"!
Save trees, plant hemp! One acre of hemp grown in one growing season can produce as much fiber as four acres of trees.
Returns, Refunds, & Cancellations Policy
Due to the nature of our products, we do not accept returns. No one wants a used bar of soap or cream!
We will not accept a return of an item because a customer does not like it. However, we encourage you to reach out to us, as we may be able to offer compensation or a discount on a different item. This is at our discretion.
Every Body is different, so what works well for one person may not work well for another. Therefore, we suggest that you try the smallest size of a new product to see if you like it before buying a larger size.
Please reach out immediately if any product in your order is damaged in transit. You must include pictures of the damage and of the package in which it arrived. We insure our packages, so will replace the item immediately.
Customers may cancel an order and receive a full refund - card processing fee any time prior to shipping. Once the order has shipped, it cannot be cancelled.
If there is any other problem with your order, please reach out immediately. We will do our best to meet your needs.
Please reach out via email at drkalen@twoplantdocs.com


Privacy Policy
We do not collect any personal information from visitors to our website. Any information we receive via customers who contact us or place an order is used only to serve that customer. We may, in the future, send information on specials or sales, at which point we will give each customer the option to opt out. No customer information is ever shared or sold.
Links to other websites:
Our website may contain links to other websites that are not owned or controlled by us. Please be aware that we are not responsible for such other websites or third parties' privacy practices. We encourage you to be aware when you leave our website and read the privacy statements of each website that may collect personal information.
Information security:
We secure information you provide on computer servers in a controlled, secure environment, protected from unauthorized access, use, or disclosure. We keep reasonable administrative, technical, and physical safeguards to protect against unauthorized access, use, modification, and personal data disclosure in its control and custody. However, no data transmission over the Internet or wireless network can be guaranteed.
Legal disclosure:
We will disclose any information we collect, use or receive if required or permitted by law, such as to comply with a subpoena or similar legal process, and when we believe in good faith that disclosure is necessary to protect our rights, protect your safety or the safety of others, investigate fraud, or respond to a government request.
Contact information:
If you would like to contact us to understand more about this Policy or wish to contact us concerning any matter relating to individual rights and your Personal Information, you may send an email to drkalen@twoplantdocs.com.

















Our Promise to You
Our goal is to get simple, natural, sustainable products into your hands without costing you a fortune. We realize that every person is different and that some products may work better for some and others work better for others, so we encourage you to try a sample size of a product before buying the full-sized version in order to find what works best for you.
Shipping and Local Pick-up
We offer free pick-up in the Cumberland, Maryland area. If you can get here, you can pick it up!
We also offer USPS Priority or First Class shipping at a reasonable rate to the lower 48 US states.
Orders that total $50.00 or more ship for free!